28. Jacob. FTM. Books. Internet. Women. Parks. Walks. Driving. Tattoos. Piercings. Dogs.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
all the best skipping rocks are in the middle of the lake.
Do you pet your pet because it’s a pet or is it a pet because you pet it?
Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.
Master post of my hp comics
The Struggles of Packing. (all experienced before 7:00 this morning.)
1. Where does a dick go?
2. How do you stop a dick from falling out?
3. Why did the dick disappear when I put my pants on?
4. Does it look like I have a dick or not?
5. How big is it supposed to be?
6. Okay, it looks like I have a dick. Does it look real?
7. I’m going to have to go through this every time I have to pee.
8. How do you walk with a dick?
9. No, seriously. How do you stop a dick from falling out?
10. I have to bend down to tie my shoe but shit, my dick is in the way.
11. How the fuck am I supposed to sit with this between my legs?
12. Does this guy on the bus notice that I’m lowkey staring at his dick trying to figure out how it works?
13. Why is that guys dick sideways how does he do that?
14. What if it falls down my leg when I stand up and I have to come up with an excuse for having a phallic object on my thigh?
15. Okay, at least if I walk crotch-first into a table I won’t feel it.
Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.
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every time I scroll through my dashboard, I find new picture that describes me perfectly.
so here’s another.
Text Reads:
It hurts when I’m told by my mum that most trans people know their gender at a young age. I feel like she’s trying to invalidate me. I know I’m older, but I am not “most trans people.” Submitted by Anon
The popcorn companies and the microwave companies should sit down and figure out this fucking popcorn button issue
Text Reads:
When someone uses your preferred name and pronouns, or that nice guy in the shop says ‘alright, young man?’- that feeling is unbeatable, it’s the best feeling in the world. And I want it ALL the time. From everyone. Submitted by Oliver
My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't threatening, then I don’t know what is.